By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML
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Ligerie 0

aww I really love pugs. But not more than my husband. But I have a feeling you're in High school still.

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Luckster 0

Probably a blessing in disguise....if you and your now ex got married...would you want that bitch for a mother-in-law?

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st0nerbAby_42o 0

so you know, i have two pugs and theyre the cutest things i've ever laid eyes on. also- if a mother says to dump you, you're doing something wrong. YDI for those reasons, and the last line you wrote.

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kirbylikescake 0

Pugs are adorable, you effer!

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snakelady 3

I'd take my Pug over a man any day. They dont hog the remote, leave the toilet seat up and they dont care if i talk to a guy. plus if they get pregnant or get someone pregnant u can sell the puppies. lol YDI for many reasons, most of all because you think you're better then a pug. at least pugs are loyal.

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DisposableHeroes 0

I'd take a guinea pig over a girl who doesn't know how to spell 'hug'.

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snakelady 3

hey Disposableheroes I dont know anyone that "hugs" the remote

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eety 0

She never loved you anyways. I mean come on.. FOR A DOG!?

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smexy_sasori123 0

key words.. "her mom" and ...... bribing... and "if she dose"..... interesting....

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Dark_Queen 0

WHAT THE ******* HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!?!? PUGS ARE SO ******* CUTE ASSHOLE!!! Sorry about what happened though. But think about it this way, she never loved you and now you wouldn't have to find that out the hard way.

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photodork712 0

pugs are ugly; it's ridiculous to leave spouses for most reasons people give, but especially so for the mom giving them a dog

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_THE_MASTER_ 0

a girlfriend or boyfriend is not a spouse. that would be a wife or husband. you are made of fail. and will remain unmarried forever for calling your significant other your 'spouse'. seriously. OP. you suck at life. stop bitching. it's a damn good thing you aren't with that chick anymore. clearly you aren't right for each other. ******* retard.

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Brouhaha_fml 0

she was probly gonna break up with you anyway.....YDI for being a n00b

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