By Shelling Ford - 25/08/2015 11:55 - Germany - Munich

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML
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Steve97 32

What the hell even brought up that conversation?

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DumbWater 17

Am I the only one who doesn't quite understand the wording? Like, I get what is being said. But, yeah.

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thedoctor999 11

Hopefully after she calms down you can talk it over with her and work things out. Sounds like an easy miss-understanding.

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exoticwaved 9

Next time when faced with damned if you do damned if you don't moments: change the topic or leave. Effortless.

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corky1992 33

Most girls are just stupid..which is why I'm not friends with many of them lol. If she's that dumb then you're probably better off.

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enginsteve 17

Well, now you can sleep with her mom. gotta try to find the positive in every situation.

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orsombre_fml 11

Looks like an excuse to break up. I am sorry for you, OP.

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TheNewGuy03 28

Another fantastic case of "damned if you do, damned if you don't"

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inz002 6

no worries You can now go and bang her mother :D

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The_Basileus 9

Either an excuse to dump you or she is a retard.

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