By Shelling Ford - 25/08/2015 11:55 - Germany - Munich

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML
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Steve97 32

What the hell even brought up that conversation?

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DumbWater 17

Am I the only one who doesn't quite understand the wording? Like, I get what is being said. But, yeah.

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shinikageWolf 15

Women: You won't **** my mom so you won't **** me in 20 years. But if you say you'll bang my mom it'll be offensive because that's my mom!

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MrZsDad 19

Dodged a bullet there my friend. Run, while you still can!

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SmittyJA24 26

When you're with a woman you have the right to remain silent; everything you say will get twisted & used against you.

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fuckyadvice 1

seduce her mother then ask to get back with her

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JKPwnage 27

Probably better to not be in a relationship with someone like that who basically looks for things to get offended by and overthinks everything

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slavka012 11

Ydi for not being careful. A question like "would you sleep with my mom" is such an obvious landmine, you almost have to be dumber than your gf to answer it.

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dragoongirl90 34

Sounds like you dodged a bullet. Freakin psycho,".

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Titan_Slayer 21

In 20 years, her mom would be 20 more years older. So of course you will never be attracted to her mom.

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Epic_Joe_79 1

I must know how this interesting conversation started.

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