By Shelling Ford - 25/08/2015 11:55 - Germany - Munich

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I said I wouldn't find her attractive in 20 years. What I actually said was that I wouldn't sleep with her mother now, who happens to be 20 years older than her. FML
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Steve97 32

What the hell even brought up that conversation?

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DumbWater 17

Am I the only one who doesn't quite understand the wording? Like, I get what is being said. But, yeah.

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cjfred 13

So... "Yes, if you're mom is up for it, I'd be happy to do her" would have been the *right* answer? Well, your girlfriend certainly has an interesting point of view.

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lyndz_20 8

Why were you two even talking about that?? Unless she randomly asked if you'd sleep with her mom

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Ragor005 3

I think that was just an excuse to break up, sorry for that, but I believe you deserve more than that.

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EliGolsdworthy 7

No matter what you said both are ******* weird

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