By meach - 06/08/2011 04:58 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML
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sparky_daisy 5

hope the new hair doesn't hold you back in finding a new gf with a steadier hand and who isn't a vain scissor toting bimbo

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Omnicent 5

There was most likely another reason and she was using that as an excuse.

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mrahhhhh 21

When you're asked why you broke up, say "We each agreed that the other person's hair was too unruly to make for a satisfying relationship. But mine was on my head. "

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miserypoison 13

How ironic, I guess you could say "Yeah.. I was going to do the same thing for the same reason you know.."

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aPieceOfFruit 16

She strikes me as the same kind of person that might walk into walls.......

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littlem91 29

Unless she's a hairdresser, the bad haircut is kinda your own fault. Obviously not the best reason to break up with someone though...

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WhyMeMann 0

She Acts Like It Isn't Going To Grow Back.

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Soloman212 28

You Act Like Your Comment Is A Book Title.

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Vasin_fml 15

Don't look at her bio.

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Babalu722 3

I did, and my retinas are burning from improper capitalization.

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TheRealHouse 7

Aww sourgirl I'm sry I set that trap hoping for one of them know-it-all teenage noobs.. I'm kinda surprised, yer usually pretty intuitive.

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TheRealHouse 7

Why the hell did this post up here?

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Livinia 11

For some reason, I think she was planning to cut it badly as an excuse to dump you. She sounds pathetic.

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x3herox3 0

She prob purposely did it, so then she can have fun before a breakup.

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Asystole 0

Don't worry dude. I like your new haircut.

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