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By vat - 25/02/2013 08:33 - Hong Kong

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she could not stand the thought of being in a relationship with a man who wears orange. This is the first time I've worn an orange shirt in at least 6 months. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 20:15 - Canada

Today, as soon as I got home, my girlfriend was waiting for me at the door. She told me she was breaking up with me, the reason? She found a girl's shirt in my closet and that she didn't need a cheating boyfriend. That shirt was mine. FML

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By confused - 27/02/2015 03:07 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2016 15:23 - United States - Bellefontaine

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML

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I never thought this happened in real life

By Keith - 19/05/2022 10:00

Today, and since we met, my girlfriend has forced me to change my hair, clothing and jewellery, and my diet. She has changed basically everything about me. Then this morning she dumped me because I'm "not the guy she fell in love with a year ago". I'm not even upset because its too funny. FML

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By athlete47 - 03/08/2019 14:00

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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Know your worth

By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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By Wronged - 21/09/2009 10:53 - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML

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Lipstick drama

By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 17:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because she found a lot of red lipstick on my neck. The red lipstick was from her lipstick because she came over in the middle of the night when she was really drunk, then left. She refuses to listen to me. FML

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By yankeeboy123 - 12/01/2015 05:03 - United States - Pompano Beach

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her reason? Not enough guys have been liking her photos on Instagram since we started dating. FML

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mike3775 35

Monday 25 February 2013 16:17

Well take it as a sign that she was not the one for you, if that is enough reason to be dumped

pheebs314 17

Monday 25 February 2013 16:19

I'm thinking she was looking for an excuse to dump you, OP.

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Shadowvoid 33

Monday 25 February 2013 17:04

Orange you glad you can now leave her?

Llama_Face89 33

Monday 25 February 2013 19:57

Someone beat you to that joke. Pretty sure she was the one leaving OP too.

Feverrotes 15

Monday 25 February 2013 17:08

People who judge others based on the color of attire are pathetic, plain and simple. I hate how it seems impossible to wear purple in the States now without some loser assuming you're a homosexual.

pheebs314 17

Monday 25 February 2013 17:30

What state do you live in? That's not the case in Oregon :D Or any other states I've been in...

grtfuldeadlovr 27

Monday 25 February 2013 17:15

What if he was a hunter? I guess she wants him to get shot in the woods.

dancingprancer 6

Monday 25 February 2013 17:16

Whether she was just using that as an excuse to dump you , or she really is that shallow, she doesn't sound like a good girlfriend. Sorry OP :(

crazytwinsmom 25

Monday 25 February 2013 17:23

She must hate Halloween.

IIFenix 3

Monday 25 February 2013 17:31

Dude don't you know....that's woman code for "you have a small penis"

Honeybeezzz 7

Monday 25 February 2013 19:04

Kinda funny, 'cause he's probably from Asia.

Fellsnows 5

Monday 25 February 2013 17:36

It's not a shirt colour I'll give her that much

SweetasCandy0609 28

Monday 25 February 2013 17:43

she was just using it as an excuse it wouldn't of mattered if it was green, blue, yellow etc.

buddy51 23

Monday 25 February 2013 17:46

Orange you sorry you had such a tart fruit for an girlfriend, OP? She may have seemed a-pealing but she was rotten to the core. Move on, pick someone who's not such a bitter lemon!