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By Anonymous - 19/06/2011 05:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML

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By rplovez - 05/09/2011 23:14 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by covering my car with post-it notes that read "it's you not me." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2015 17:20 - Canada - Qu?bec

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML

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Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 07:47 - Venezuela

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by spray-painting it on my locker. FML

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By thedancer5 - 03/08/2011 16:47 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML

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By WTF - 12/09/2013 23:08 - United States - Plainfield

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML

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By whysheheartless - 03/11/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML

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By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2013 21:53 - New Zealand - Napier

Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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Rico_Mal1116 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 12:21

Wow, that was low. Write her a post-it note saying "consider your self unworthy."

EvilDoll 7

Sunday 19 June 2011 12:20

at least the sticky note will stick by you

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Rickyg91 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 17:46

was it her handwriting?

FarSide 22

Sunday 19 June 2011 18:16

To wit you left a not on HER locker reading "Consider yourself a ****".

AtomicBryce 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 18:21

wow she's a coward

twelfinity 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 18:30

she must watch sex in the city

berryblue 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 18:48

you should of gave one back that said "well f u to"

kristalove 4

Sunday 19 June 2011 18:50

It's really not that big of a deal...

bonnie_vb8 5

Sunday 19 June 2011 18:54

haha very classy

kangaru1 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 19:13

she's stupid.

unipig123 0

Sunday 19 June 2011 19:15

what did you do to make her say that i mean " write " that?

skatelife2345 1

Sunday 19 June 2011 19:27

******' ****

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