By Anonymous - 28/02/2011 03:23

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML
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You deserved it 50 957
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randomnameflob 0

Wow, you couldn't let her keep three quarters? Did you think this would happen: *Mugger: give me at least 75 cents or I blow your brains out! *You: Curse my evil girlfriend, she has killed me!

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IMveryHUNGRY 3

Both of you are idiots.

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Joshwarrior 39

looks like your relationship just wasn't worth it lol if you break up over that there is no real loss

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redneckbab7 0

wow she really broke up with you for something so little? dont sound like a very good relationship to begin with lol

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Senor_Pinchytoes 0

lol at 6 being a douche... Seriously, why be so aggressive? Is it because you feel safe being able to be a twat on the Internet without any chance of repercussions? Really I feel sorry for you; you must have deep running family issues to be that much of a dick. seek help :-)

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docsupra24 0

wow, talk about a golddigger...

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lolitaababy 0

yea 75 cents...that's a lotta gold!! she was probably using him throughout their relationship to rob him of $.75. what a gold digger -__-

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oliver86 8

she sounds like an immature bitch the breakup was probably inevitable

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stephanyk2 7

ew. what a bitch, don't worry about it, not the girl for you:)

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felipe87 2

35 sounds like you are the aggressor. 6 was just being sarcastic

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tinfire 0

yes screw her that lammmmeeeee lol find better dude

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