By Anonymous - 28/02/2011 03:23

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML
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randomnameflob 0

Wow, you couldn't let her keep three quarters? Did you think this would happen: *Mugger: give me at least 75 cents or I blow your brains out! *You: Curse my evil girlfriend, she has killed me!

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IMveryHUNGRY 3

Both of you are idiots.

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husko7 0

She was probably just trying to find an excuse to break up with you, don't worry you'll find someone better then her. :)

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sunnysurfchick 0

I think it's not the 75 cents she's really worried about. It's that you seem to be a penny pinching **** sucker!

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lolitaababy 0

ahahahahahahah oh my god HAHAHA

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gabrielle44_fml 0

its .75$ reallllly..?

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AnagenisisZagus 13

I see what you did there you sly devil >=).

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emilyexplicit 0

You're both dumbasses if you let 75 cents ruin your relationship. YDI

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xavier1623 4

Wow. If #6 doesnt have enough brains to at least be polite, we dont need his support group chiming in in support.

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xavier1623 4

Wow. I summon the trolls of the internet to repell the furious onslaught of the woman-in-question's support group. Anyone else noticed most of the people who made nasty remarks about OP are women? if you shoplift, you still get charged even if it was a 75cent item.

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AnagenisisZagus 13

Why, baby? Are you getting urges? You want some Vader lovin'? May the force...be with you... Grawrrr >;}

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