By holla1787 - 04/12/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
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nokillnobeepbeep 0

I hope it wasn't a dick in a box, because that would have been AWKWARD!

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Jimboom 11

I like #8's Idea. Either that or take a shit in the box and wrap it up so it looks like a proper gift. ;)

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fhlipzero 0

**** that, take that shit back and tell her to go **** herself, thats bull

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onnielief 4

As long as you didn't give him the gift, I guess you should be fine. If you gave him the gift YDI

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MrPresidentBoss1 0

Punch him in tha face. That's just how I would handle that situation.

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Towkay 0

Place fireworks in the box that goes "tick-tock-tick-tock". Get ready beer and popcorn, and prepare to enjoy the spectacular performance when the fireworks blows off in his car while driving.

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headology 0

Return that gift and get a refund! Or else, give it to someone else!

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BikerMike 0

I hope that if you gave the box to the new boyfriend, it was a turd wrapped up. You are a dumb ass if you gave the present to the new bf and she is a stupid **** for sending him to get it.

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kakek_fml 0

She is a bitch for doing that. The new boyfriend is a dick for agreing. Both you and him kinda deserve a good slap in the face for dating such an obvious gold digging bitch in the first place. That said, I still validate de FML. You should have seen it comming, but you are still o nthe end that sucks.

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loki09 4

Tell him she can only have it if she gives you a break-up blowie. :)

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octoshooter 0

@21: best idea I've heard from this whole board. I'd still favor the turd in the box too.

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