By holla1787 - 04/12/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 545
You deserved it 2 820

Same thing different taste

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I hope it wasn't a dick in a box, because that would have been AWKWARD!

Comments

Diogen 0

Why would you even give him the gift?! Wimp.

xdyingxwishx 0

I really hope you didn't give it to him. She's got a lot of nerve to even send someone over to ask. You're better off without that bitch.

Josh_Factor 0

Whatever the gift, I would've burned it, urinated on the ashes, and collected it into a ring box. Perhaps a second, larger box too, sealed tightly to contain the smell of the turd(s) I would conceal inside. Or if you're really evil, rig a spring-loaded device inside that would launch the turd. Or a box that would start off a smoke bomb upon being opened... the possibilities are endless. Anyway, if you didn't offer some delightfully evil prank gift, I at least hope you kept the present and told the new boyfriend to screw off.

MangeMoi_fml 0

Again. Extensive and stupid. Not about the actual elapsed time. Its the fact that he'll spend his time doing that and she probably wont even care.

dochoc_fml 0

she was cheating on you. hope you kicked that guy right in the coin purse

Wow... just wow, who does she think she is?!

**** that! tell her bitch what presents! ha

shaubygal 11

tell him to **** off and throw the present in the trash or set it on fire

Yeah, hope you decided to give it to her yourself. Or.. burn it.