By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 13:09 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Instead of having breakup sex, she tidied my room. She said it gave her more pleasure than any time we'd ever had sex. FML
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dudeitsdanny 9

People actually expect breakup sex? Really? She's dumping you, and you actually expected her to still have sex with you? Am I missing something here?

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green1eech 0

YDI for not giving her sex that is as exciting as a chopper gunner in COD

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HomeAl0ne 20

I'm confused. Does this mean that if you suggest anal sex she'd clean the toilet?

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1337chick 4

OP, you're probably a gross pig and she can't take it anymore. I wouldn't be turned on either.

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Shinygirlnz 1

I totally don't blame her. You're more upset about missing out on breakup sex than being dumped by her. Your place must have been a tip for her to clean up. She's better off. Sort out your priorities.

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mike3775 35

Man when I dumped my GF's, the last thing on my mind was sex with them. And when I was dumped, sex was not a priority. Honestly, if a GF broke up with me and said "lets have breakup sex" I would tell her to leave and immediately schedule a doctors appointment to be checked out, because something probably wrong

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sexycountrygirl0 0

haha! you need to watch some "how to" videos!

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surfer2beat 0

dude that sucks should have been better in bed.

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Dez31396 0

who has break up sex?

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