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By anonymous - 25/07/2013 05:47 - United States - Gerald

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying, "I'm not ready for a serious relationship." We're supposed to get married in a month. FML

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By bigdawg702 - 26/09/2009 05:34 - United States

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PimpdaddyCJT 13

Thursday 25 July 2013 15:56

She has commitment issues ever since Lost left so many question unanswered

Barriaultcory 16

Thursday 25 July 2013 15:56

That's messed up

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joyce71 5

Thursday 25 July 2013 16:14

that's so brutal I'm so sorry for you good luck

joea21 21

Thursday 25 July 2013 16:14

Better now then a month into your marriage

9echo 17

Thursday 25 July 2013 16:21

It's sad how little commitment some people have. Sorry OP :(

Zen_Mei 17

Thursday 25 July 2013 16:22

Isn't marriage the last step in a serious relationship?

FrankHotpants 31

Thursday 25 July 2013 16:29

Why are people so eager to get married, I don't know the OP's situation but for the most part it seems like young people feel obligated to marry the first person they have a long relationship with. You should have to be 30 before you make those decisions however I know there are some exceptions to people with lasting marriages.

B00M3R_S00N3R 11

Thursday 25 July 2013 16:48

I married at 22. I started dating my husband at 20. He was ready to get married 6 months into the relationship but I made him wait. I did not feel obligated and I don't let people pressure me into things I don't want to do.

TheDrifter 23

Thursday 25 July 2013 18:48

Wait until 30 to decide to get married? "Honey the kids are off to school and I have something I'd like to ask you..." Maybe I'm missing part of this logic?

vintaqe 28

Saturday 27 July 2013 12:30

I think marriage tends to ruin a perfectly good relationship. Just the title alone puts a lot of unnecessary strain on the couple to "live up" to certain expectations.

WildWonder808 14

Thursday 25 July 2013 16:31

Thank god you didnt marry her..you will be better off now

oopsfail 11

Thursday 25 July 2013 16:33

At least it wasn't at the alter...

Darren22 12

Thursday 25 July 2013 16:40

that's ****** up sry op

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 25 July 2013 16:42

Apparently she found someone else...sorry OP...

oddball1972 10

Thursday 25 July 2013 16:54

That's pretty serious

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