By anonymous - 25/07/2013 05:47 - United States - Gerald

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying, "I'm not ready for a serious relationship." We're supposed to get married in a month. FML
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PimpdaddyCJT 13

She has commitment issues ever since Lost left so many question unanswered

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Barriaultcory 16

That's messed up

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oddball1972 10

Look at it this way A broken engagement is a lot cheaper then a divorce , & you get to keep all your shit

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perdix 29

Better finding out now than after a costly wedding and a costly divorce! With all the money you saved, you can splurge on some high-end hookers -- ones with real vaginas and/or all of their teeth (or none if their teeth. With hookers, teeth are an all-or-nothing proposition.)

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Meechiepie 13

Chances are though, that they won't be able to get a refund on a lot of these things, especially only a month prior, there are some things that would offer insurance for an extra price for if things didn't turn out, but I imagine a lot of couples would skip on that because they are assuming someone isn't going to leave them a month before the wedding. It's definitely good that she figured it out before the wedding, but it's a shame she couldn't figure it out before any of the planning. @OP, I'm really sorry that this happened to you, I hope that a lot of the places will at least give you a percentage of a refund, if not a full one. I wish you the best of luck with everything. ):

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perdix 29

I'd think a month in advance, you'd just be out a deposit, not the whole amount. The uncooked shrimp are still in the ocean!

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OnlyTheDarkest 17

Ok, 45. This is Perdix you're talking to. Think about it.

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graceinsheepwear 33

perdix, the expression is "other fish in the sea." Do you think that "uncooked shrimp still in the ocean" might be putting too fine a point on it? ;-)

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perdix 29

#72, no, it was a reference to the uncooked shrimp at a wedding story from a few days ago.

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graceinsheepwear 33

Oh right. Forgot about that one!

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horneyhic 15

What predix u don't want a carrot peeler hooker?

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msb0327 8

Some people are too immature for marriage. Apparently she is one of those people.

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akerasi 3

That doesn't sound like FML at all; it sounds like "dodged a bullet". Seriously, if she's really not ready, other than any money wasted on the wedding that you can't get back when cancelling, this sounds like a Win.

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amy6703 6

Well it's a lot better than going through a divorce. Sorry op.

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courtz94 24

She didn't want to get married it seems. This isn't the way I would have done it but on the bright side, you're not going to marry a woman who doesn't want to marry you.

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DWynter 11

Well, better to find out now than after the wedding.

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hordriss 14

Man, that sucks. Awful as it must feel though, it's better for all concerned that she's done it this side of the wedding date.

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