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By anonymous - 25/07/2013 05:47 - United States - Gerald

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying, "I'm not ready for a serious relationship." We're supposed to get married in a month. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2022 12:00 - United States

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend because he “wasn’t ready for a serious relationship” after being in a serious relationship with me for over a year. FML

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Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML

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By Brad - 08/03/2009 05:33 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML

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By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML

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By nadette - 25/05/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML

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By dieders - 12/12/2016 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I thought she wasn't being serious when she said her mum wanted me to pay to stay the night at her house for the first time. FML

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By Flipper_87 - 29/06/2022 04:00

Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2021 04:01

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML

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By bigdawg702 - 26/09/2009 05:34 - United States

Today, I told my girlfriend of 9 months that I was ready for marriage and start having kids. She hasn't called or texted me since. FML

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Thursday 25 July 2013 15:56

She has commitment issues ever since Lost left so many question unanswered

Barriaultcory 16

Thursday 25 July 2013 15:56

That's messed up

Comments

wowthatissad 9

Thursday 25 July 2013 21:19

Sorry OP. She wasn't the right one

picklesnifferr 4

Thursday 25 July 2013 21:33

Why are we not funding this?

icepick23 12

Thursday 25 July 2013 21:33

Women are evil monsters?

maskedman98 6

Thursday 25 July 2013 21:55

Just a little bit harsh don't cha think

RandomRaybay 13

Thursday 25 July 2013 22:10

She's still only your girlfriend?

scheffc 9

Thursday 25 July 2013 22:36

Way better now than in 2 months!

Amranih 20

Thursday 25 July 2013 22:48

U deserve better for sure

lainzilla 14

Thursday 25 July 2013 23:04

If she was still only your girlfriend she might not have realized you planned on proposing and marrying her within the next 30 days.

yourboybl 6

Thursday 25 July 2013 23:37

that's messed up bro....

blackarrow015 5

Thursday 25 July 2013 23:50

That happened to me this past April

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