By Autocorrected - 04/03/2012 05:02 - Philippines

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
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sammyf89 13

Who fake dumps someone? Who dumps over txt msg? Gah, there is something wrong with your girl.

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sulhaq 4

That was a gigantic fail on your part. Always ALWAYS make sure someone is serious before you start nerd raging.

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roxyelizabeth 3

Well she kinda deserves it for doing that. Who jokes about breaking up in a txt when you can't understand that it's a joke until its too late. Hopefully she learned from that stupid mistake.

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sbjess 8

If you were THAT QUICK to respond the way you did, then your relationship was doomed anyway.

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alexalyles 6

dude.... im sorry. wait.... did she get the list?? how bad was it??

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atomicmrpelly 2

Way to take it like a man.

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picturescrazy 24

You shouldn't joke about breaking up. I learned that the hard way when I got dumped for real afterward (:

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BigManWithThePla 0

Now that's a serious nut buster my friend!

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