By goddamitme - 21/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, My girlfriend came from behind me and put her hand in my back pockets. I though it was someone trying to take my wallet, I elbowed her in the nose and broke it. FML
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Same thing different taste

Comments

xaphon 0

lol sucks for your girl but i hope shes not mad at you since it was really her fault

Honestly, like, look before you smash in people's faces.

On one hand, I would've had the same reaction. On the other hand, that's why you shouldn't keep your wallet in the back pocket...

Shit dude, she realy shoulldnt have done it. The other day my dad moved slightly backwards and thought that someone was trying to nick his wallet. He turned round and punched a bookshelf rolf!

PaperxHearts_xox 0

Ouch /: Be a little more careful next time. You owe her a bigg apology. It wasn't really either of your faults; she was trying to be affectionate, you were defending yourself. basically, it's an FML for both of you.

Unlucky, mate! That's happened to me a few times, first time it was a little kid at my mum's 60th, put her hand between my legs from behind. I thought it was one of my bros trying to attack he down there, I quickly gripped the wrist between my legs and was about to pressure the wrist befotre I realised it wasn't my bros! That could have ended badly! The last time being a girl I know grabbing me from the neck from behind. I thought it was one of my drunk mates being an idiot, so I put on a wristlock. Oops!