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By Crawling - 25/10/2008 16:56

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place, looking drop dead gorgeous. However, she preferred the idea of sleeping, and here I am on my laptop. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2015 18:10 - Germany - Munich

Today, I had to work late. Due to delayed trains and a missed connection, it was almost midnight when I finally got home. When I walked into the bedroom, I found my girlfriend wearing sexy lingerie and fast asleep. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 05:51 - United States - Hicksville

Today, my girlfriend sent me a bunch of sexy pics and said to come over to her place. I thought she was in the mood for sex. Nope, she just wanted me to come over and hang a shelf, after which she sent me back home. FML

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By tryon777 - 29/07/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, my girlfriend begged me to stay up late and video chat with her because she missed me. Even though I work early mornings, I reluctantly agreed. After waiting up until 2am for her to get online, I gave up. She had fallen asleep. FML

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By rejected - 28/07/2014 22:09 - United States - Milpitas

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

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By halza - 30/05/2016 11:03 - New Zealand - Christchurch

Today, after a long 16 hour shift, I was milliseconds from sleep when my girlfriend said she "wants to talk". I'm now writing this from the couch. FML

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Out of it

By Anonymous - 29/07/2021 04:01

Today, after my girlfriend had a nightmare this morning, I stayed home because she has really bad anxiety issues. A couple of hours later, she's pissed because I said I would stay up, but I fell asleep. FML

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By MoodKilled - 04/11/2023 09:00

Today, my girlfriends and I had planned a movie night. When she got home, she took her laptop and some snacks we prepared, and spent the evening playing online games. When I asked if I should wait for her, she told me to go and "watch some shit on Netflix, I don't really care" without looking away from the laptop. FML

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Set the scene

By NJ. - 24/01/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend, with whom I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlocked the door to see that the place was a mess. She'd thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML

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Cringe factor 1000

By Busted - 05/03/2023 06:00

Today, I woke up to find my girlfriend not sleeping next to me. I go to my car and found a plethora of printed screenshots of me commenting things like, “So hot babe”, “Beautiful! I’d tap that” and other compliments on my female friends’ pictures on Facebook. My girlfriend’s not picking up her phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2013 20:55 - France - M?rignac

Today, my girlfriend woke me at 5am, just to say how great it was that I could still sleep two more hours before leaving for work. FML

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your_face 15

Tuesday 3 March 2009 3:51

Heh... I've been on your girlfriend's side of the situation... on behalf of sleepy girlfriends everywhere, sorry about that!

sexaddict247 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 0:51

If you gave a ****, you`d be happy shes there and go cuddle wf her instead

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minnagurl 0

Friday 14 May 2010 3:56

i am usually sleepy when im with my boyfrined.. but i never sleep unless we are both going to, i stay awake with him (: && if we have sex that surely does wake me up even if i was hella tired before!

falwoodaj 5

Wednesday 15 August 2012 17:59

Congrats?

kittycat0906 3

Thursday 3 June 2010 1:11

I'm a chick and i'm sitting on my cp in a tinny black night gown and i was wearing it when my bf got home his reaction "imma bout to take a shower darling " (kiss) "be out in a sec" when he got out i got a "i love u" and he went to bed. I understand wat ur going through... Grrrr LOL

quinbrad 0

Tuesday 27 July 2010 11:37

step up your game haha

thefmlinator 10

Wednesday 28 July 2010 19:07

WTF I'VE WRITTEN LIKE 5 FMLS AND NONE GOT POSTED AND THIS GOT THROUGH FML

skyttlz 32

Friday 13 August 2010 9:35

Ditto 43

skyttlz 32

Friday 13 August 2010 9:36

my boyfriend fell asleep while watching a movie lol we were laying on the couch and I was watchin the movie then looked back and he was asleep haha

xlildizzle1516x 0

Monday 23 August 2010 16:13

lol..this was an earlier one..they sucked back then..they just subbed anything

haitilover 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 4:06

ur nasty and despreat y the F would u watch ****

glitchedgamer 0

Friday 8 October 2010 15:01

She's your girlfriend, not your sex toy. Let her sleep and cuddle with her. If all you care about is sex, you've got some issues.

Candisalis 0

Friday 15 April 2011 8:38

Well sorry that she can't always be ready for you to stick it in whenever you want. Pig.

damatix 3

Tuesday 5 July 2011 21:19

i just cuddle with her when that happens

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