By RohnAbheek - 21/08/2011 17:36 - India

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML
I agree, your life sucks 15 213
You deserved it 47 336

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Why take a Viagra? If you wanted sex, you should have let the boner come from your girlfriend, not a pill.

Comments

Isa_fml 20

Why is it that NO ONE knows how Viagra actually works? Sigh.

bugsfunny 0

When my gf is on her period, i ask to jack me off.

First off - my wife gets horny as hell on her period, has stronger orgasms, and it relieves her cramps. Its win/win as long as you don't look at it as its happening, and jump in the shower immediately afterwards. Second - to everyone talking about "that's not how Viagra works"... try it. The party line is "it wont do anything if you aren't stimulated" which is essentially true, and "it wont do anything at all if you don't suffer from ED", which is very much a lie. In practical application, ANYthing will excite you. A random hot chick on TV = boner, a kiss on the cheek from your GF/wife = boner, a light breeze in the right place = boner. Furthermore, once you have completed the transaction once, you will notice that said boner does not go away, and can in fact be used repeatedly for many hours, or until the chafing gets too much. You will also notice that each time, it takes longer to "get there", and eventually it becomes pretty much impossible. I have had to fake it a few times due to this. Research!

xkristinannx 0
Lady_Bee_fml 13

My bf assumes that he's getting some every time I stay at his, doesn't bother me tbh XD though it's pretty sad that this guy didn't wait for his gf to get there...did he think that the sight of his already present 'massive boner' as she walked in would turn her on? Let your lady turn you on, not some pill, silly man, tsk tsk

Nexus_surgeon 7

wow o_O ....Viagra in india....it's something new... thats why India have a Great population.there is two problems there : Idiots & viagra.

why dint you just ask for hand/*******, or just wank yourself?

This reminds me of another post I read involving another OP saying how he found out his fathers hiding place for Viagra was the aspirin jar.