Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she...

By RohnAbheek - 21/08/2011 17:36 - India

Today, my girlfriend came over to stay the night. Before she arrived, I popped a viagra to spice things up. She then informed me that she was on her period and didn't feel comfortable doing it. I had a headache and a massive boner all night. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2022 00:00

Today, after being apart for a few weeks, my girlfriend made love to me so hard I got bruises on my penis and it hurts to pee out of it. FML

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Monday 22 August 2011 1:45

Why take a Viagra? If you wanted sex, you should have let the boner come from your girlfriend, not a pill.

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Monday 22 August 2011 1:39

Between a rock and a hard place, eh?

Comments

bizarre_ftw 21

Monday 22 August 2011 2:59

How the hell old are you?! You sound young & you said "to spice things up" so wtf is going on here?!

bizarre_ftw 21

Monday 22 August 2011 3:11

Okay, let me just say that yes. OP's situation is regrettable and uncomfortable. But what all the braindead morons one here suggesting his girlfriend fix it aren't realizing is that her situation is Equally uncomfortable and regrettable!! So why should it be her job to fix his? It's like asking him to give her a fully body massage & make a five course meal at that moment! They're both screwed! And it shouldn't be her responsibility to fix it!!! What I don't get is: why doesn't he just ********** and get it over with?!

jobsman99 0

Monday 22 August 2011 3:12

why can't you have sex while your gal is having her period? for my wife it's the time she is horniest. have sex in the shower or somewhere but have sex. at least otherwise she could give you a ******** or two.

Nicnats 3

Monday 22 August 2011 3:24

if it was all night u shud have went to the hospital

smoke2weeds 0

Monday 22 August 2011 3:36

You on yo period bitch I aint hearing it. Jus gotta wear a rubba they jus excusion

platypus546 24

Monday 22 August 2011 3:39

Margaret thatcher naked on a cold day, Margaret thatcher naked on a cold day....

blcarter81 0

Monday 22 August 2011 4:20

I think your display picture could also do the trick

ihatemyalarm 0

Monday 22 August 2011 3:51

Blowies?

perdix 29

Monday 22 August 2011 3:53

Why did you have a boner all night? After 4 hours, you should have calked your doctor. He'd either have sent you to the ER for an expensive, unpleasant treatment or to a ***** for delightful relief at a negotiable price.