Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars....

By rastafarimon - 17/04/2011 05:56 - United States

Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML

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By Taylor - 30/07/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend started singing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2012 04:09 - United States - Aston

Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML

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By fffmmll - 21/03/2011 16:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML

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The Force

By RobinBunny713 - 19/07/2011 03:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML

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By stun_zeed - 17/01/2017 10:00

Today, my girlfriend called my flaccid penis her "little squishy" in a voice like Dory, and became upset when I got aroused because little squishy was gone. FML

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Backhanded

By wtf - 14/09/2011 18:11 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML

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By FMLer - 27/05/2011 20:57 - United States

Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2012 11:50 - United States

Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to a snake. Not because of the size or shape, but because a snake is not something she imagines herself ever touching. FML

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**** that guy (not literally)

By Anonymous - 09/09/2022 20:30

Today, my date saw me naked, and was disgusted that 1. I shaved my pubes into a landing strip instead of completely bald, and 2. I missed a few hairs below my knee while shaving my legs. His actual words as he was half out the door were that he "wanted Princess Leia, not Chewbacca." FML

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Sunday 17 April 2011 12:53

Is she turned on by you when you have sex? I wouldn't worry about being short, if you can satisfy her in some other way.

Frelling 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 15:06

A chode in the hand is worth two in the bush.

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jesse1562 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 10:01

Hi xD

OhbbyCx 6

Wednesday 20 April 2011 14:37

Well, what are you waiting for, young one?! USE THE FORCE. I just wanted to bring the force in here somewhere. Gotta love the force xD <3

mzeemzima 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 4:14

hahaha wat a beast YDI man ur lucky she ain't dumped u yet

margie2194 12

Sunday 24 April 2011 7:54

now that is true love.

Taekwondude 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 5:47

Forget your less than adequate penis, your girlfriend can make references from Star Wars.

TheOtherNewest1 6

Friday 29 April 2011 19:12

"Short help is better than no help at all." - Han Solo Just thought SOMEONE needed to pull a real quote from the movies here.

averyridesbikes 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 1:16

Omg Lmfao

AceArctic 4

Saturday 30 April 2011 7:21

You're girlfriend is awesome. Never lose her.

emsbitch 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 0:41

this is hilarious. you have an amazing girlfriend ahahahaha

ThePopularLoner 0

Monday 2 May 2011 20:43

lmao I'm sorry it's just kinda funny to me x]

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