By Blake Lawrence - 26/11/2012 18:59 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my girlfriend decided it would be cute to leave a love letter in my car while I was at work. She left my lights on. I got a dead battery. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Not the brightest bulb in the shed, but the idea was nice enough to give your relationship a jump-start, no?

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DocBastard 38

Just don't hit her for her mistake! You'll definitely be charged with battery.

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mpsteve137 15

She tried to kickstart your heart, but ended up needing to do so to your battery

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FizzyApple 3

I sense you are having these feelings by the way you wrote this?

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anythingmustbe 18

Love may make the world go round but not your cars wheels. At least it was a sweet gesture she had good intentions. Just recharge your batteries and get on with your day.

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DocBastard 38

Just don't hit her for her mistake! You'll definitely be charged with battery.

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Pleonasm 35

I'd beat the living headlights out of her- er, I mean daylights.

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shoopd 19

Doc, don't be so negative. Your comment is way out of alkaline. We would have to take a volt to see if he should be charged or just grounded.

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mod3rator 2

She can show her burning love by driving you home XD

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FlyingPie 17

At least you trust her enough to letter have access to your ca - but that wasn't very bright of her.

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gracehi 31

Well, now your girlfriend has the opportunity to display her love for you with more than mere words but with action by coming to rescue you and your dead car.

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dredkin 5

Don't get mad, get glad. You have a girl who loves you enough to do something like that.. Though its going to be a time getting a new battery, best of luck with that.

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