By axel519 - 31/12/2011 02:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend decided to raid my games collection and try her hand at Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Two hours later, despite my best attempts to make her stop shrieking like a dying crackhead every two minutes, two cops showed up at the door with our neighbors in tow. FML
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bassguy19 0

Say you were having extremely rough bondage sex

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humorizer 14

Wow... I must say this was the lamest thread I've seen in a while. I'm all for trolling and whatnot, but you guys weren't even trying to troll. Sigh. Alan! I summon you (or Sirin). You should delete the first post to make the entire thread disappear. It's boooorrrring.

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kitkatmeOw 8

Anyone else find it odd he knows what a dying crackhead sounds like?....0.o

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moop256 10

^ that guy has a point and the guy above him is an ass hat

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CryMoreFMLs 14

76 - If your herpderp brain can't understand classic underlying humor, then just "tl;dr" it and leave it be.

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moop256 10

Well let's hope it's not for awhile 86

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ThatLooksSticky 16

#76, #72 just pulled out a condom, which means things are really gonna get weird soon. Hang in there for just a few more posts...

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FlashBurn 13

Dude, that's nothing to complain about! Your girlfriend is trying to game, you should film it and put it on YouTube!

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LemonSquish 4

I must admit, I don't blame your girlfriend for reacting like that. I have discovered, through careful examination, that playing this game alone at night with your headphones on may cause you to scream like a wounded harpy.

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