By Afroman720 - 27/07/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
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hussamhasi 22

They will always find excuses .. My ex girlfriend broke up with me because marriage was going to be hard for us , we were 16 .. No sense

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MDoremis 38

Count yourself lucky, then. Do you really want to be subjected to that kind of crazy for any longer?

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FalloutScrolls 25

I've heard some bad breakup methods before, but never seen a breakup Dog Whisperer style.

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Darkness_Hate 29

The only dialogue possible would be : Should I dump him? Dog : "Barking once" Ok!

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1dvs_bstd 41

Well, I'd say good riddance.. bitch's got issues.

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Jord_Fox 14

A dog whisperer?

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amb27 7

I don't know how you could react to that...

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SkylineFTW97 25

Odd...that's the same excuse that David Berkowitz used. Makes sense, seeing as they'relate both crazy.

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SkylineFTW97 25

Sorry about the spelling error. I'm doing this on my phone, and I don't know how to turn off the autocorrect.

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JohnnyPhoenix31 7

I'm sad it took 22 comments until a son of Sam response

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HWICUNow 10

88 - same. I must be getting old. the dog was barking but Berkowitz translated it into English. I can only translate English into dog, and I read it better than I can speak it.

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mikeyb3 12

This kinda makes me think of the show "Wilfred"

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dramaelf 37

Last time someone took advice from a dog they ended up becoming a serial killer. Just remember Son of Sam and consider yourself lucky!

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Miss_Mandi 29

Just when I thought I'd seen every excuse. That bitch is crazy.

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