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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 10:48 - Canada

Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML

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By DAMMit - 27/07/2009 08:12 - Australia

Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML

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By Chronicus Ironia - 17/10/2018 07:30 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML

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Inked out

By Anonymous - 08/09/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, I was talking to my tattoo artist about how my girlfriend broke up with me. She had also gotten her tattoos from him, so they had talked quite a bit. He told me she had been cheating on me with her ex for two and a half months. He didn't tell me because he didn't want to lose business. FML

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Jumping the gun

By Kelsie - 26/08/2023 16:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML

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By NoTattoo - 12/08/2015 17:50

Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2014 19:44 - United Kingdom - Alfreton

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML

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By Angelofkarma - 25/05/2009 18:05 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

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Keep in touch

By Anonymous - 01/11/2019 22:00

Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML

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By maybe dead in a day - 20/01/2013 19:28 - United States - Buffalo

Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML

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squirell_AIDS69 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 9:05

YDI for getting matching tattoos with your girlfriend. Dumb move.

mandypandypants 4

Tuesday 4 January 2011 9:06

At least you had somewhat of a brain and didn't get her name.

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zapzapp 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 9:17

lol that sucks

YouBeenTrolled 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 12:45

You're fake. Change the picture. Taylor.

DropDead77 11

Tuesday 4 January 2011 9:18

must've been one hell of a tattoo

QueenOfBoredom 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 13:13

even worse if its just a shitty one

Math92_fml 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 9:20

Damm, im sorry for you dude :(

daddy15 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 9:25

ydi for having a gf.

AwayWithTheWind 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 9:42

- I don't see why everyone is bitching about the whole, 'love tattoo' shit. Everyone has their own way of expressing their love for another human being, some people show their love and commitment by rings, some with something more permanent such as a tattoo. Either way it sucks that, that ***** did that, but hey just let that tattoo be a reminder that if you want something permanent to symbolize your love, find someone who is worth it.

YouBeenTrolled 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 12:47

You, my friend, been trolled. You're also God for saying that. (Although, I'm atheist. Kekekeke.)

CherryBomb511 3

Tuesday 4 January 2011 16:21

No one is bitching. We are merely just stating our opinion that OP was naive enough to think that his relationship with his said ***** ex girlfriend was strong enough to get a tattoo for. Chances are in the future, OP will look at it and think how dumb he was for getting it in the first place; hopefully he will get to know the next one a little better before he gets to the tattoo stage. : P Plus he always has the option of removal if he has the money and wants to go through more pain then it took to get.

kev11745 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 9:10

hi

pandabearsmiles 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 21:23

Why are you guys callign her a *****? You know nothing about her side of the story, and his didn't provide mucb information.

mightymart 5

Tuesday 4 January 2011 9:55

yd everything thats gonna happen to you for getting a "love" tatoo.. come on man, love is rarely permanent, tatoos are.. dumb move

kedaboo 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 9:56

damn that sucks... fyl

Googlieeyes92 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 9:58

Just put the word "sucks" after your love tattoo, atleast it makes sense in your situation. Btw FYl

unidentified_sta 5

Tuesday 4 January 2011 10:11

I want matching love with my tattoo.

ThatLooksSticky 16

Tuesday 4 January 2011 10:15

Ouch. That stings! That guy sounds like a real prick.

HansHansen 8

Tuesday 1 February 2011 22:05

The girl sounds like a real ****.

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