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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for the tattoo artist who gave us our matching "love" tattoos. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 10:48 - Canada

Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML

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By DAMMit - 27/07/2009 08:12 - Australia

Today, I decided I was going to dump my needy girlfriend. I was about to break the news when she stopped me. She showed me her new tattoo she had gotten. Our names, surrounded by a love heart spread across her back. She reckons I should get a matching one. FML

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By Chronicus Ironia - 17/10/2018 07:30 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife is leaving me for a tattoo artist. I was in rehab and she met him getting a tattoo as a surprise for me. FML

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Inked out

By Anonymous - 08/09/2010 08:19 - United States

Today, I was talking to my tattoo artist about how my girlfriend broke up with me. She had also gotten her tattoos from him, so they had talked quite a bit. He told me she had been cheating on me with her ex for two and a half months. He didn't tell me because he didn't want to lose business. FML

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Jumping the gun

By Kelsie - 26/08/2023 16:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I got a tattoo with my boyfriend's name on it. As we're coworkers, I showed it to him thinking he’d love it. He told me he couldn’t continue the relationship anymore since he realized he wants to fix things with his wife. Three hours of pain and 2 years down the drain. FML

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By NoTattoo - 12/08/2015 17:50

Today, my girlfriend of 7 months broke up with me because I refused to get her name tattooed on my chest. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2014 19:44 - United Kingdom - Alfreton

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML

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By Angelofkarma - 25/05/2009 18:05 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years took me to get a tattoo done with his name on. He paid for it. After it was done he told me it was over between us and he thought it'd be a nice reminder of him for me. FML

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Keep in touch

By Anonymous - 01/11/2019 22:00

Today on my birthday, my wife thought it would be a good idea to get matching tattoos. Our tattoo artist happened to be her ex-boyfriend. I sat and listened to them talk about their relationship and how they should stay in touch. FML

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By maybe dead in a day - 20/01/2013 19:28 - United States - Buffalo

Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML

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squirell_AIDS69 0

Tuesday 4 January 2011 9:05

YDI for getting matching tattoos with your girlfriend. Dumb move.

mandypandypants 4

Tuesday 4 January 2011 9:06

At least you had somewhat of a brain and didn't get her name.

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cbr1000 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 4:55

Ironyyy !

kev11745 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 9:04

your an idiot for getting a tattoo for your gf. dumbass

theamyamers 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 10:15

I agree with Kev11745. I mean seriously, just because you are in "love" with someone does not mean you will spend the rest of your life with her.. Now you have a reminder of how you lost a girl that "loved you" on you forever and ever. good for you buddy!

DriAA7 17

Wednesday 5 January 2011 10:42

Pansie Ass

danceoo 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 11:20

um, you're an idiot for getting the tattoo. never get one with someone's name; you're just asking for trouble

dt520 4

Wednesday 5 January 2011 11:43

girls who are only attracted to tattoos are as dumb as guys who are only attracted to big ****. be glad.

KateKiddo 6

Wednesday 12 January 2011 23:33

Thats y u never get that kind of tats.

angiedancesalott 8

Tuesday 22 March 2011 5:45

you should NEVER* tattoo anything your body when it comes to realtionships. you never know what will be the outcome and you dont want to regret having a tattoo that matched your ex girlfriends.

angelgirl765 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 23:15

were did u get the tattoos

kassiesousa 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 18:28

YDI for gettin a matching tatoo with your girlfriend. Relationships end in break ups and marriages end in divorce then your stuck with that ugly shit forever

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