By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 18:09 - United States - Victorville

Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 14 145
You deserved it 44 642

Same thing different taste

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Oh no. Oh no no no no no. You have no idea what you've just unleashed upon yourself. With the most self-confident girlfriend, you've earned yourself days in the doghouse. If it's an area she's already self-conscious about... Godspeed.

when she said insult her in return, she meant tell her that her hair is too shiny, or that her vag is too tight. don't call her fat. duh

songtrees 8

That is one of the things you NEVER say to a woman. May God have mercy on your soul.

Capt_Oblivious 10

And you fell for that? Hopefully now you'll learn.

suboy 10

It was obviously a test/trap. If you wouldve said something nice she probably wouldve loved you sooo much.

I hate people like the OP's girlfriend who play stupid mind games in a relationship. Don't ask something if you can't handle the response, especially if you're the one who was being an ass before in the first place. Maybe you should find a girlfriend whose maturity is above that of a 14 year-old's.

U_GotitDude 18

You shouldn't have went there.. That's a baaaad place to be

Everyone who is defending her is only looking at this one sided. What if she made an even ruder comment to start with?

Even if her comment was horrible, OP should not have stooped down to her level and insulted her back, even if she asked for it.

NEVER EVER CALL A GIRL/WOMAN/LADY FAT Wong move OP.