By Anonymous - 10/12/2012 18:09 - United States - Victorville

Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
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RochelleRedvines 8

She asked for it. Literally.

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elm1 6

Rule #1 of dating a girl # NEVER CALL HER FAT ....YDI

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Saikon1357 25

Allow me to explain this to you. YOU ARE A DUMBASS.

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HOB0HUNTER 2

No, #95, he isn't. SHE is, for being too stupid to connect the dots. She asked him to insult her, he did. It was probably the first thing to pop into his mind as something insulting to a girl. Instead of recognizing it as an asked for insult she took it the wrong way.

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feefifofumxx 13

Well, that comment probably hurt a lot more than her rude comment

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Kalipczo 21

Wrong move bro. Should have said something along the lines of 'sometimes I feel like you're too perfect..'

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Locoluis 15

She wanted something silly and in proportion to what she said. NOT TO BE REMINDED OF SUCH AN HORRIBLY HURTFUL TRUTH

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Nicnic5000 4

If I was a dumbass that wanted to get my dick bitten off then I would call my girlfriend fat too! lolz

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KiddNYC1O 20

So she asks for it and you're being honest but she gets angry? That's bullshit.

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