Love: Today, my girlfriend found an enormous rose arrangement in the...

By Dj sMoZ! - 15/02/2011 15:30

Today, my girlfriend found an enormous rose arrangement in the back seat of my car. The flowers were from my fire chief to his wife. I forgot to deliver them. I now have to replace them since my girlfriend thinks I got them for her. The arrangement cost $225. FML

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By Oh hells no - 16/09/2013 07:26 - United States - Los Altos

Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML

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By flowerman - 26/12/2011 17:56 - United States

Today, I had to drive my girlfriend to the hospital because she had a severe allergic reaction to the flowers I brought her. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2011 06:44 - United States

Today, I drove 45 min from my college to surprise my girlfriend with roses after she got off work. She responded by taking the roses, dumping them in her back seat, and speeding off because she couldn't miss Survivor. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2023 07:30

Today, on a whim, I bought my wife some flowers on my way home. She put them in a vase then asked me what stupid thing I did that I’m pre-apologising for. She refuses to believe I bought her flowers for any other reason. Man, I must be a really shitty husband. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2020 02:02

Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 13:18 - United States - Allendale

Today, just so my family would think someone might actually be interested in me, I bought myself roses and attached a secret admirer card to them. My plan would have worked if I hadn't forgotten to take the receipt off the kitchen counter. FML

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By Azure_Mist - 27/01/2011 22:53 - United States

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML

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By anonymouss - 21/09/2009 04:02 - United States

Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML

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By anonymous - 16/02/2015 12:57 - Australia - Rockdale

Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML

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By Jason - 14/02/2018 15:00

Today, I bought my crush a bouquet of roses plus one fake. The line was going to be, "I'll stop loving you when the last rose dies." I told my best friend and he thought it was such an amazing idea that he stole the fake rose and gave it to her himself. Guess who got the girl. FML

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tigrouficele2012 44

Tuesday 15 February 2011 18:58

...and you couldn't have just told her the truth?

sting1234 0

Tuesday 15 February 2011 18:55

hey at least your girlfriend didn't think you were cheating on her, although $225 is a lot of money to have to spend.

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fairypower 4

Wednesday 16 February 2011 7:26

what's his name?

Moulin_Rouge 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 7:50

fawk your life o.o

Taciturnbadger 0

Wednesday 16 February 2011 8:22

Nice. Bet you'll remember next year. Retard.

batummshakalaka 1

Wednesday 16 February 2011 8:59

Huh? Why lie? Annnnnnd, anything over $1 for flowers isn't worth it. They die a week later. Should of just been honest and spent that money on a more meaningful gift.

xgetxbentx 13

Wednesday 16 February 2011 9:32

ydi for forgetting to deliver them.

lizzieislovely 11

Wednesday 16 February 2011 20:22

You should have just told the truth. If your girlfrind is the kind of person to go mental at you because of a simple misunderstanding then you also could do with a new girlfriend...

dansco 24

Thursday 17 February 2011 1:55

You should be a better boyfriend lol

atomicmrpelly 2

Thursday 17 February 2011 12:46

YDI for not having the balls to tell her they weren't for her!

auntierin 0

Thursday 17 February 2011 17:07

Same thing happened to me a few years ago around Christmas - I was having a horrible day at work, my bf showed up w/ flowers to walk me to his Christmas party. I was SO happy, until he said "Aye, sorry mate, they aren't for you." They were also for his boss's wife, and I was a little crushed. We broke up a couple months later, and he never got me flowers, even though it would have been a gentlemanly gesture... Good riddance! So, to you, good on ya (as he would say) - it would have really hurt her feelings if you hadn't have given them to her, and you might be single right now.

RUSH777 0

Friday 18 February 2011 4:59

#44, the app on my phone doesn't show full names, BUT DOES YOUR USERNAME SAY SHEENA IS A PARASITE???! If it does, consider my mind officially BLOWN. I didnt know anyone else listened to the Horrors!