Porn and Love: Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while...

By Red - 04/12/2014 16:31

Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2014 21:29 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML

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By anon - 25/10/2010 05:42 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 19:08 - Trinidad and Tobago - Port-of-spain

Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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By Hollerz90 - 02/04/2020 23:00

Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML

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By fuck - 13/07/2013 17:22 - United Kingdom - Farnham

Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 00:31 - United States

Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML

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By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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By redhanded - 28/05/2011 09:24 - United States

Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML

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EggsinaBasket 9

Friday 5 December 2014 0:18

A bit immature.

cmchappy 25

Friday 5 December 2014 0:19

Best dad ever

Comments

carmeal47 6

Friday 5 December 2014 5:57

I never understood why some girls mind this. My boyfriend and I will spend time talking about our favorite types of **** to watch and on occasion send each other ones we like. I even have talked with guy friends about **** and shared videos and told my boyfriend about it and shared them with him as well. The real issue seems to be that some girls are not comfortable enough with their boyfriend to send things like that. If that's the case, it's both the girlfriend and boyfriend's fault. Talk about the kind of stuff that makes you squirm!! :P

worldclassrager 39

Friday 5 December 2014 5:58

A bit extreme...log out of your Facebook next time...

ecstasy22 12

Friday 5 December 2014 6:20

Never give passwords to anyone. they can take advantage of it anytime

_Bair_K_ 11

Friday 5 December 2014 6:25

Your fault for being immature and keeping it secret instead of talking with her about ****. YOU were hiding something intentionally for whatever reason and should not have been. You're the immature one.

blazeone666 12

Friday 5 December 2014 6:30

Why bother with **** when you have a girl lol

dustin007 15

Friday 5 December 2014 7:57

Ask UR dad for the good ones and then watching front of her and say are these better ? Lol

Aslans 2

Friday 5 December 2014 8:04

did he give you any suggestions?

LethalSeamonkey 15

Friday 5 December 2014 8:14

Geeze what a prude. If she put out more often maybe you wouldn't need to look at **** as much.

Axel5238 29

Friday 5 December 2014 10:16

**** shouldn't be a big deal. Though unless somehow it was previously severely hampering the relationship or she find your **** down right objectionable. No reason to share it, however if you were looking at something that could send up red flags legally.