Miscellaneous: Today, my girlfriend found out you can use food coloring in anything....

By Anonymous - 24/01/2013 01:44 - United States - Waldorf

Today, my girlfriend found out you can use food coloring in anything. Everything she cooks is now in bright neon colors. I feel like I'm in a Dr Seuss book. FML

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By clown head - 24/08/2023 21:00 - United States

Today, I came home to find my girlfriend had dyed her hair a ridiculous bright color. She knows I absolutely fucking despise brightly colored hair on women. FML

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By NAT - 03/01/2016 16:15 - United States - Gaffney

Today, I found out that the reason my soda always tastes funny is because my fiancé likes to mix different flavors together to see if I'll notice. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2011 17:47 - United States

Today, my mom was feeling down because of her gray hairs. In an attempt to cheer her up, I suggested that she dye them. Her hair turned orange. FML

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By spaceforrent - 16/11/2012 05:51 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my girlfriend had repainted my bedroom. As she had offered to do it, it shouldn't have been a problem. However, she decided to return the several unopened cans of off-white paint that I'd bought for something "more neutral." Like "Sunset Orange." FML

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By Nofoodcoloringisnotasubstituteforfood - 09/12/2013 05:52 - United States - West Bend

Today, my 13-year-old daughter excitedly told me about a new diet she read about online. Apparently, the diet entirely consists of bottled water and a mixture of food coloring. The food coloring "takes care of all that vitamin and mineral stuff." My daughter is an idiot. FML

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By y00na - 17/08/2018 23:30

Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/03/2014 16:30

Today, my roommate pranked me by putting blue food coloring in the shower head. I have class in 20 minutes and look like a smurf. FML

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By dulllife - 08/12/2011 07:30 - United States

Today, I noticed we had gotten new colored toothpicks at the restaurant I work at. That was the highlight of my day. Apparently my life has gotten so boring I get excited over colored toothpicks. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2010 13:33 - United States

Today, I went to visit my aunt who recently was released from an institution. She had leftover Christmas cookies so I began snacking on them. They tasted a bit off so I inquired about the ingredients. She told me they only had white icing so she used Crayola markers to give them color. FML

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By derve - 07/11/2012 23:48 - United States

Today, as my girlfriend and I were finishing up a romantic dinner, she gazed into my eyes for a moment and said, "You know, sometimes you look like a character from Sesame Street." FML

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joshiepo0 18

Thursday 24 January 2013 9:52

I would not like it Sam I am.

mrbattleman 10

Thursday 24 January 2013 9:52

Sounds fun to me.

Comments

killatrev 4

Thursday 24 January 2013 20:16

Dam I wish my girlfriend would do that.

Ponponpon_fml 5

Thursday 24 January 2013 20:51

That's actually really cute :3

humnahey 5

Thursday 24 January 2013 21:05

Dont worry if it looks like youre pooing blood...

buckdharma 36

Thursday 24 January 2013 21:28

If you do not like green eggs and ham, then red fish, blue fish, should be your new dish.

KiddNYC1O 20

Thursday 24 January 2013 21:29

I don't see anything wrong with that... Seems amusing.

pnutbutternjelly 15

Thursday 24 January 2013 21:58

Whatever. That sounds awesome. Bright colors make everything more fun. Of all the real problems in you're life you post this? I would be so happy if my boyfriend cooked me a delightfully colorful meal. Your lucky. And your girlfriend cooks for you, so yet lucky there too.