Love: Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant...

By Anonymous - 29/08/2013 18:12 - United States - Mount Clemens

Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML

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By baron - 01/06/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML

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By noneedtostress - 17/03/2012 15:52 - Australia

Today, I realised my period was two weeks late and panicked about being pregnant due to missing a pill a few weeks ago. Then I remembered I haven't had sex in almost a year. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2013 07:31 - United States - Piedmont

Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML

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By Jackedup - 18/05/2011 07:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML

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By Jack - 30/11/2013 08:31 - United States - Reynoldsburg

Today, I realized my girlfriend has been "on her period" for almost two months. FML

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By BabyDaddy - 30/05/2010 08:05 - Australia

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML

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By rj - 12/05/2012 14:42 - United States - Goddard

Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML

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By Andrew - 20/04/2011 16:31 - United States

Today, I tried to get my wife to have sex with me, she told me she couldn't because she had her period. She's two months pregnant. FML

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By fuckmuppeter512 - 04/01/2014 22:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML

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By Haitwun - 14/12/2015 07:29 - United States - El Monte

Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML

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golden_warrior 23

Friday 30 August 2013 2:47

I hope you talked to her about your needs in the relationship rather than venting on fml

mangobbler 11

Friday 30 August 2013 2:48

Hopefully her period is just late. If she is indeed pregnant, and you two haven't had sex in a year... she has some serious explaining to do. Chin up, OP. Hopefully it is just a minor scare. PS: Put some Marvin Gaye playing and fix that sexless relationship. xD

Comments

martin8337 35

Friday 30 August 2013 4:20

If OP and his girlfriend haven't had sex in over a year and she gets pregnant, she certainly can' t pin the baby on OP .

Saikon1357 25

Friday 30 August 2013 4:21

Give her a lesson in biology... With your penis

ravenevercross 19

Friday 30 August 2013 4:21

Well, maybe you've been sexless for a year...

sarahblayke 10

Friday 30 August 2013 4:22

Or has she with someone else

FlyingPie 17

Friday 30 August 2013 4:23

Perhaps she has a health issue that has caused her not to have her period.

Yellow_Fish79 11

Friday 30 August 2013 4:24

You sound like a great guy for being sexless and living with her :)

the_real_dvd 21

Friday 30 August 2013 4:36

I hate to say it, but she probably knows that. She may be freaking out because you're the only one not having sex in the relationship. Worth discussing anyway.

numberswoman 14

Friday 30 August 2013 4:40

WHY on Earth are you still with her?

sw1c 7

Friday 30 August 2013 4:47

Lets hope se hasn't been getting it elsewhere. Hope sea not prefgo

Croco83 7

Friday 30 August 2013 4:51

If you really want to be sure, have her take one of those home pregnancy test. If it comes back positive, leave her ass; if not, then have a conversation with her about what you guys want in the relationship. Sounds like more of a communication issue than anything, but if she's cheating, then she needs to go.