By Anonymous - 29/08/2013 18:12 - United States - Mount Clemens

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Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML
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golden_warrior 23

I hope you talked to her about your needs in the relationship rather than venting on fml

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mangobbler 11

Hopefully her period is just late. If she is indeed pregnant, and you two haven't had sex in a year... she has some serious explaining to do. Chin up, OP. Hopefully it is just a minor scare. PS: Put some Marvin Gaye playing and fix that sexless relationship. xD

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jennycoral 12

If she freaked out maybe she's having sex, just not with you...

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figgypies 4

so she's either cheating or really stupid. lucky you.

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aligater10 7

I thought everyone was educated in this fact

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Poetaster 10

Um... She can still get pregnant. Just not from you perhaps?

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reymon8823 24

Sucks to be you but maybe she's guttering it else where

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FuKcMee 32

buddy take the hint you're sexless cause she's ******* someone else.. which is why worried she might be preggers its kinda a busted when your gf is preg and youre not gettin any

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ebing15 1

I decided whether your girlfriend stupid or a *****

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BabyrooKid 11

I'm not sure I've ever thought somebody's life sucked on here more than yours, dude.

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thatgirlincali 13

girl code can explain this lol. If she really isn't pregnant but if she is.. Then she has some explaining to do.

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brandoneyez1 25

She's either stupid or cheating... Neither of are good.... Lol

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