By Anonymous - 29/08/2013 18:12 - United States - Mount Clemens

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Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML
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golden_warrior 23

I hope you talked to her about your needs in the relationship rather than venting on fml

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mangobbler 11

Hopefully her period is just late. If she is indeed pregnant, and you two haven't had sex in a year... she has some serious explaining to do. Chin up, OP. Hopefully it is just a minor scare. PS: Put some Marvin Gaye playing and fix that sexless relationship. xD

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Xeserx 8

Mate, she probably is having sex. Behind your back. Js...why would she freak out? Unless she was actually the slow.

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Axipiter 24

57, thank you for spelling "hangar" correctly. There aren't many capable of that.

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ni0ve 9

u have bigger problems...not having sex...n the fact she got preggo scared cuz she cheated

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elly94 23

Congratulations on making the one year anniversary of no sex and no kids.. Guess there is some silver linings, unless you wanted kids.. Then I am sorry all together.. Stay strong !!

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Dame84 6

Wow, that's a rarity but great point, oh, and I hope you to begin having intimacy

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sammichgirl 5

Is she having sex with somebody else?

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wanderingalice 1

don't worry, everything will not be okay.

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ratrods 1

She is worried because she is cheating dumb ass!

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Frankynat0r 5

I don't want to be rude, but if she does rarely act blonde she might have not been sexless for one year.

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