By Anonymous - 29/08/2013 18:12 - United States - Mount Clemens

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Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML
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golden_warrior 23

I hope you talked to her about your needs in the relationship rather than venting on fml

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mangobbler 11

Hopefully her period is just late. If she is indeed pregnant, and you two haven't had sex in a year... she has some serious explaining to do. Chin up, OP. Hopefully it is just a minor scare. PS: Put some Marvin Gaye playing and fix that sexless relationship. xD

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Tressa1982 18

a damn year?! whaaa..i wouldn't survive !!!

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unhappyhug 11

Just because your not having sex with her doesn't mean someone else isn't

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Zeus1070 17

How does one manage to misspell hangar?

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shanannygians07 28

This reminds me of a friend that was convinced he could pass a drug test cause he only smoked weed by themself.

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QuadCoreJB 3

So you're not getting any for a year, she can still get pregnant you know...

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Enslaved 36

I first realized its spelling from the song "Hangar 18". Now I just need to make sure autocorrect doesn't make me misspell "Megadeth".

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TXfmylifer 10

Maybe she has had sex within the last year, hence her freakout.

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