By Anonymous - 29/08/2013 18:12 - United States - Mount Clemens

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Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML
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golden_warrior 23

I hope you talked to her about your needs in the relationship rather than venting on fml

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mangobbler 11

Hopefully her period is just late. If she is indeed pregnant, and you two haven't had sex in a year... she has some serious explaining to do. Chin up, OP. Hopefully it is just a minor scare. PS: Put some Marvin Gaye playing and fix that sexless relationship. xD

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JokersHQ 21

I know this sounds really stupid but this is actually a fairly common fear among younger women (I'm not quite sure why but that is what I have heard from various sources). I know it kinda sucks but the best thing to do would be to remind her that you haven't had sex so there is nothing to worry about and just treat her the same. If you show that it bothers you/ annoys you she may become more self conscious and may not want to confide in you as much anymore for fear you may think its stupid, which even though you may, just show a little compassion instead and play it down. That's the best advice I can give. Hope it helps.

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devonnettnin 7

To me that sounds like she's cheating bro

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missyamaha 11

holy ****! how have you lasted that long!! CLEARLY she is sleeping around when she hasn't put out for you in over a year and she thinks she's pregnant. unless she's the dumbest twit on the planet! kick her fukn ass to the curb and get someone else who is either A) a shitload smarter and B) actually wants to sleep with you. fukn dog of a missus

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cubbi54 6

She's cheating on you mate

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Dre27 20

Don't you think you would want to at least try that before you moved in together?

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ULie909 8

OP.... U are "NOT" the father!!! Lol

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Narcisse_fml 25

If she thought she was pregnant, chances are she's having sex with somebody! She just forgot that "somebody" was not you.

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pdp_fml 21

Maybe she thinks that sleeping in the same bed could make you pregnant?

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Cazz91 21

Your girlfriend is either an idiot or a cheater. I hope for your feelings sake that she's just a bloody idiot OP but I find that possible explanation to be a lower percentage than betting on she had cheated and slipped up to you without thinking. Sorry to read this sad event for you OP. :(

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