By shmarf - 20/06/2015 06:00 - United States - Belton

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob and she surprised me by deciding to swallow. Or so I thought. When she came up to kiss me, she spat my man-milk into my mouth and almost pissed herself laughing when I freaked out and nearly threw up. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 866
You deserved it 19 644

Same thing different taste

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Denny1988 19

everyone knows you never go in for a kiss after you nutted in her mouth, kiss her on the forehead, pat her on the head or a simple handshake. if that all fails, immediately have your mouth occupied by returning the favor

I see some people saying it's his fault or he deserved it... How? She told him she would do it and then she spits semen in his face. Tell me, where in this case does he deserve to have semen spat on his face? And don't give me that "if he can't handle it, he shouldn't ask for it" bullshit. It's called doing a favor. You know, that thing we do to help or please our friends or significant other? Why can't he have this one favor fulfilled? If it was too demanding, she should've said no. **** ops life.

While I agree that really sucks, I laughed so ******* hard at this xD she shouldn't have done it but I just can't stop laughing

SexyMexi21 23

I just gagged at the beginning of the 3rd sentence ...

Who says man milk that sounds really creepy.

Well, that really snowballed out of control.

Dude!! Nooooooooo!! Why would she do that?? I don't wanna swallow either but dude!! I wouldn't spit it back into his mouth!! Who does that!? No!!

Tessa_11 19