By Anonymous - 30/12/2015 15:21 - Canada - Aurora

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Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
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zarrganaut 17

Just tell her to be more careful. Laying off with the teeth isn't gonna hurt her feelings. Or at least it shouldn't.

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justcommenting19 19

Why didn't you tell her how to do it right? If it's her first ******* too how is she supposed to know how to do it right?

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FalloutScrolls 25

Practice makes perfect...

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SuperMew 22

I would simply tell her what you like and guide her. It's like anything else in the world, you have to communicate and practice to get good at it.

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neuronerd 28

That's not something girls innately know how to do. Let her know what you like, but be gentle and respectful in the way you tell her.

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anyagrande 31

When i gave my bf his first bj, he told me when i used my teeth, and i didn't get mad or anything i was very glad he told me

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rinzlerkitty94 31

You should let her now. There's a possibility she'll take it wrong and get offended, but on the other hand she might not.

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Joshawott 21

I think it might be best to actually sit down and talk to her about it, just in case she tries to peel your banana again.

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