By Anonymous - 30/12/2015 15:21 - Canada - Aurora

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Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
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zarrganaut 17

Just tell her to be more careful. Laying off with the teeth isn't gonna hurt her feelings. Or at least it shouldn't.

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justcommenting19 19

Why didn't you tell her how to do it right? If it's her first ******* too how is she supposed to know how to do it right?

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PinkasaurusRex 25

You really should just tell her the truth. It'll be better for both of you if you do.

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GoogieWithers 22

You have to tell her. Otherwise you will have the same bad ******* throughout the entire relationship. Your call...

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becca1998 22

I mean wouldn't you be smart enough to not use your teeth?

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katelng09 16

And she might not have realized that she was using teeth. She could've been too caught up in the moment to realize that she was using teeth.

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becca1998 22

I guess yea, but I mean if it's his first one maybe it would be better without teeth

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yerawizardlizzy 27

Do you really not think it could have been her first one too?

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Nippbl 2

the thrilling thought of trusting a sexy mouth with playful teasing teeth on my **** turns me on!

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Nippbl 2

>Some people like teeth... for proof google: **** Biting, Facial and Pussy Daily tumblr

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ACCOUNTKILLER 18

you have to be able to communicate with her about this stuff even if it might hurt her feelings. If you aren't honest about something she's doing wrong, she'll think she's doing the right thing and it won't change.

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HollyQuinn 21

Your relationship is NEVER going to work if you can't talk to her about these kind of things.

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schreibergx93 19

Communicate your concern. It's how you'll both get better

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luna1203 3

hi spooky (sorry looking for one of my friends will delete after I find them)

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pink_lightning 16

Her plot to never be expected to give a *******: success.

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