By Anonymous - 30/12/2015 15:21 - Canada - Aurora

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 162
You deserved it 5 569

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Just tell her to be more careful. Laying off with the teeth isn't gonna hurt her feelings. Or at least it shouldn't.

justcommenting19 19

Why didn't you tell her how to do it right? If it's her first ******* too how is she supposed to know how to do it right?

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cnbcad 15

Big mistake. Can't learn w/o some input plus how you gonna get her to swallow now??

This is one of the few times where I think "Wow, maybe teenagers shouldn't have sex." If you can't communicate during the act, you shouldn't be doing it.

Tell her how to do it, or it isn't going to ever get better.

How's she ever going to learn if you don't tell her?

If you're able to put each other's genitals in your mouths, you should be able to speak openly about how to do it right. Hiding in the bathroom? For shame.

Ava_Darkflame 26

Welp, communication is key, you gotta let her know that she's doing it wrong.

Untold_Tales 17

It's sweet that you tried to protect her feelings. She's very lucky to have you. But I agree with everyone else. Sex in a relationship is something to be explored together, and she will appreciate it if you told her. If you guys can get that communication open, you both will begin to feel much more comfortable and the pleasure will escalate. Best of luck to the pair of you, and I hope you guys last for ages ❤️

Communicate. Why wouldn't you tell her it hurt?

You need to tell her what feels good and what doesn't. This way she'll excel in giving good head

Skinning it?? Omg that's no Bueno. Gotta do better.. Should have jus told her though