Love: Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection.... - FML

By cmart_9 - 29/10/2013 04:24 - United States - Clayton

Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML

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By Anon - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Modesto

Today, I got detention at school because a girl told the principal I was stalking her on campus. I wasn't stalking her, we just have very similar schedules. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 21:51 - United States

Today, while walking through the halls of my high school, my boyfriend and I shared a quick kiss. A young teacher walked by and told us to stop due to Personal Display of Affection rules at our school. She then looked at my boyfriend and told him he could do so much better. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2013 20:20 - United Kingdom - Slough

Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML

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By topfisherman - 05/02/2010 20:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2018 18:30

Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML

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By raiden - 17/08/2018 20:30

Today, it's my first day of high school. It's also my first day of a three-day in-school suspension. The reason? I sat next to a girl and she immediately got up and told the teacher that she didn't "feel safe". FML

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By Sam - 09/03/2019 14:00

Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend at the mall at Victoria's Secret. We got separated, after which I saw 3 of my students. I teach middle school. FML

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By noo - 11/10/2009 10:54 - Australia

Today, my girlfriend's mother called me to tell me she didn't appreciate our "public amorous behaviour" at the local food court. I didn't go out all day. FML

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By fmlifer - 04/11/2011 04:29 - United States

Today, I went to kiss my girlfriend on the cheek at school. I missed, and walked away awkwardly. Later on, a teacher stopped me and told me how bad I failed. FML

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By planking champion - 17/10/2011 22:05 - United States

Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML

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nhi1221 9

Tuesday 29 October 2013 12:15

That sucks bro. I think you should break up with her

Wakachulak 22

Tuesday 29 October 2013 12:18

Hey, doesn't mean it was another guy! It could be a girl...

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AshleaJstudent 16

Tuesday 29 October 2013 15:42

Ah, another Cliché long-distance relationship. Sorry OP.

mickeymousegirl 9

Tuesday 29 October 2013 15:48

I'm so sorry. That's horrible.

splitintwo 6

Tuesday 29 October 2013 16:03

I went to catholic school and if you couldn't fit "the holy ghost" between two people you were punished. Seriously, if she goes to a similar school she could have been standing to close to some one.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 29 October 2013 16:04

I take it she joined your for lunch or something and depending on her PDA that screwed her over...a follow up would be great...

NatalieOntheTram 11

Tuesday 29 October 2013 16:23

The PDA policies at my school were very strict, not to mention biased. They would flip out if a gay couple or even friends of the same gender so much as hugged, but let straight couples suck face. So maybe your girlfriend was just hugging a friend?

poniesatedinos 1

Tuesday 29 October 2013 17:05

you should dump her man

Andrai 10

Tuesday 29 October 2013 17:06

I went to a school that was really strict on that. I would get in trouble in Elementary School-High School for hugging my friends in the hall even for a second or holding hands and skipping down the hall with my friends. You should talk to her about it before you jump to conclusions. If you think she's not honest then talk to her friends. If it's her being with something else FYL.

chilevmv 7

Tuesday 29 October 2013 17:12

It's time to find a different gf bro

Sweetpea22 14

Tuesday 29 October 2013 18:28

Ask her about it. It could have been from hugging a friend. My sister got detention in HS for hugging a friend

JudgeComrade 17

Tuesday 29 October 2013 18:34

She sure gets around.

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