By candy man - 04/09/2014 19:32 - United States - Chapel Hill

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend got up in the middle of sex saying, "You're taking too long, I'm gonna go make some popcorn." I asked her if she could get me some. She said no. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 739
You deserved it 10 778
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

MissBehavin77 18

That's a new one. I didn't know there was such a thing as " taking too long" for a girl. I say you deserved the popcorn at least.

237 8

Comments

msamberjade 27

Just because he lasts long doesn't mean he's good. There's such a thing as long, boring sex.

8 0
Entovarian 4

Not sure if more concerned about the sex, or the popcorn...

0 0
cece23_fml 10

Sounds like she had an insatiable desire - for popcorn, that is.

2 0
Labrynthian 6

Haha which girl complains about "taking too long"? Good job man. No idea what her deal is, but if she's not into it when you guys are being intimate, you need to rethink things a bit.

2 1
itooamscrewed 10

All of us. Despite popular belief, women do not want sex for an hour. It hurts and quite frankly it gets boring, especially if we don't ****** (which we don't, not from penetration anyway). 20-30 minutes is the max for most women.

3 1
limabeans101029 20

Yep, I agree with 112. I can go for about 40 minutes and then it starts to get tiring and a bit boring.

2 0
PerditaDessa 38

Not all of us. Some of us are penetration not stimulation and sex for an hour is great. You can also switch it up so the whole session is not penetration. Typically, everyone involved has a mouth they can put to use.

1 0
petata_ 5

She's just getting ready for a while ride. Popcorn is only for worthy entertainment ;)

1 0
Klima_fml 29

Popcorn isn't that good anyways. ;)

0 1
josiemorehouse 12

The question here is: how long was 'too long' for the GF? Sex is great, but there are times where it just seems like it goes on and on. Regardless of whether or not we're having orgasms, if it's 45 mins of banging, it doesn't matter how many times we ****** or change positions, it gets boring and painful. If my hubby takes too long, I'll stop him and finish off with a BJ or hand job. I'm not going to be sitting at work in pain or walking bow-legged. But, if the GF got impatient after like 5-10 mins, that qualifies her as a super selfish bitch. OP, this all depends on the context. Do you take any meds? SSRIs (Wellbutrin, Zoloft, Paxil, etc) that are used for depression and anxiety cause guys to not be able to ******. Maybe look in to any meds you take. And if she's not doing her part to entertain or distract you enough for you to enjoy sex and ******, talk to her about it, or dump her. Good luck OP!!

5 1