By beaverless - 02/05/2011 20:26 - United States

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML
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fruityloopz 4

story of my life.

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bravesfan112233 0

back to xbox

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SaraBOO716 0

Do something different! Spice things up for her!

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Find a way to spice it up! Every girl has at least one thing that gets them horny!

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Waffle817 0

spice it up a little!!! bend her over the bumper of a car

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Predental 5

That means she wants to end the relationship. start looking for a new one

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Kar98 6

"'k. I'll have sex. I'd rather it be with you, but whatever."

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mattmadden 0

I hope everyone knows #35 was kidding.

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ILoveEmoes 9

Why does everyone seem to assume that it is only OP who doesn't try hard enough? Communication is not a one way thing, maybe OP's girlfriend should take some responsibility too instead of just going "nawh, this isn't funny anymore, let's quit it.". She could ask him to do something different instead of expecting him to just guess what she wants.

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emagenasian 0

I agree with you on this and communication seems to be lacking here.

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mikemalk123 0

Sucks for you man, maybe the old missionary 3 pump dump got old (not surprising but J/K). Here's the difference between men an women sexually. All a guy needs to be satisfied is sex, period, get laid, get off we're all good. A woman on the other hand is aiming to get pregnant whether she knows it of not, if a partner fails to do so she loses interest. You're in a position where you're obviously not looking to have a child, she's instinctually bound to desire pregnancy. You're in a position that pretty much requires you to move on, she's probably going to cheat on you, it's human nature, if she gets knocked up guess who's holding the bag. To have a woman tell you "sex with you is boring" is the same as hearing "I no longer want to have sex with you". I know relationships aren't 100% sex, but sex and children are the primary goal instinctually speaking. Move on

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justanotherbird 19

Are you some sort of idiot? Women have sex because they enjoy having sex, just like men. Never have I become bored in relationships that have lasted years...and I have never been pregnant. The only time I have ever been bored was because, surprise!, the guy sucked in bed and there was no fixing it.

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kinga08 0

Um, I hate to be vulgar for lack of a better word, but I love sex and think about it and talk about it just as much as my boyfriend who is quite a bit of a horn dog. I have sex because I ******* love it, not because I want to get pregnant. I, and all the other sexually active women out there, "instinctually" have sex because it feels good, it's called a ******** and it has tons and tons of nerve endings, which if you have never taken an anatomy course, cause us to feel pleasure down there. If the only reason women were biologically meant to have sex was to get pregnant, we wouldn't have a ********.

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rawr9able 4

^ what she said. Not all women want children, what did you think female satisfaction was a myth? Puhlease, we're humans with a choice to go against primal nature. While we're still animals, just more advanced, we along with other types of animals have sex for sheer joy. /facepalm.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

*slow clap* Poe's Law at its finest, ladies and gents.

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