Sex, Boredom and Intimacy: Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't...

By beaverless - 02/05/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend kindly broke the news to me that she doesn't want to take part in any sexual activity anymore because it's getting too boring. FML

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By tigger2013 - 03/08/2013 04:01 - Australia - Cheltenham

Today, my wife of 12 years informed me that the only sexual activity she is interested in is foreplay, and she absolutely doesn't want to go any further than that anymore. FML

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By asdfasdf - 24/01/2009 15:14 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend said she didn't want to have sex because it takes too long. FML

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Honest

By fml1977 - 04/03/2010 06:43 - United States

Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML

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By at least put on sexy underwear - 01/09/2023 20:00

Today, my girlfriend complained that we never have sex anymore. The only way she ever wants sex is missionary, with barely any foreplay. When I asked if we could spice things up and mentioned a few simple ideas, she said the conversation was making her uncomfortable and changed the subject. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2019 05:19 - United Kingdom - Oldbury

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was too tired for sex, which she interpreted as me confessing to not wanting to have sex with her because I’m having sex with other women. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 09:57 - United Kingdom

Today, I realized that I'm so bored of my relationship with my girlfriend, I'd rather make sure I don't break the springs in my bed than make love to her. FML

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Stuck in a rut

By Anonymous - 16/04/2020 20:00

Today, I realised my wife has been slowly phasing out most elements of our previously active and inventive sex life. These days, it's missionary once a month or she tells me to whack one off by myself in the bathroom. When did we get so boring? FML

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Alexa, play "Boredom" by Buzzcocks

By Anonymous - 24/12/2021 05:01

Today, I had to have the awkward conversation with my wife of 20-plus years that the reason I’ve lost interest in sex is because our sex life has been mind numbingly boring for at least 15 of those years, always the same positions, never wanting to try anything new, just so boring. FML

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Can't be arsed, to be honest

By whatamidoingwrong - 22/10/2022 16:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML

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By Magnus_the_Red - 09/09/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she didn't want to get it on with me because she didn't want to "ruin my innocence." FML

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You deserved it 3 985

fruityloopz 4

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:02

story of my life.

bravesfan112233 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 1:11

back to xbox

Comments

synonymous 1

Tuesday 3 May 2011 2:24

You realize they have books and websites out there to help in this department, right?

Yousuck24 21

Tuesday 3 May 2011 2:31

Do a 69.

heyred 11

Tuesday 3 May 2011 2:41

How can that be done kindly?

FreebirdIII 1

Tuesday 3 May 2011 2:50

she can't cut you off if she does not know where you are getting it.

pvtpilot 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 2:58

Haha! LMAO! That's what I'm talkin bout!

Erindub 0

Tuesday 3 May 2011 2:53

Uh ok then kindly let her know the relationship is over then. Either that or you'll be doing her mom/sister/best friend from now on!

ILoveEggnog 7

Tuesday 3 May 2011 7:57

Or father/brother/hand/dog.

withered 30

Thursday 15 February 2018 19:10

I doubt someone so bad in bed will have a chance with any woman his ex gf knows. Probably some part of the "sister code" - you warn others to stay away from horrible sex so they don't bother with selfish lovers that won't satisfy them.