Love: Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking...

By notgoodenough38 - 27/12/2009 22:34 - United States

Today, my girlfriend left me for my sister. I can't stop thinking about all those days they went out alone for "girl time." FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 648

You deserved it 3 875

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2019 00:15 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML

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You deserved it 228

By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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You deserved it 225

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from studying abroad a week ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 874

You deserved it 2 760

By Anonymous - 18/05/2013 19:34 - United States - Coatesville

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because she apparently saw me making out with her sister. She doesn't even have a sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 474

You deserved it 4 680

By Cody1324 - 04/12/2018 15:30

Today, my girlfriend of 4 years is better friends with my younger sister and when she has free time to go out and do something, she would rather spend it with her than with me. FML

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You deserved it 401

Alexa, play "All You Need Is Hate" by The Delgados

By Anyonymous_101 - 21/09/2019 14:02

Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 803

You deserved it 95

By fd_uplife - 05/07/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because she wants to "become" a lesbian. I also learned that she's coming to my house for dinner tonight. My sister is her date. FML

I agree, your life sucks 72 444

You deserved it 4 242

By itsnotyouitsher - 09/03/2013 06:16 - Australia - Wahroonga

Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 885

You deserved it 3 803

By dumped - 27/10/2009 23:13 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 846

You deserved it 2 800

By Whatswrongwithme? - 03/11/2013 09:57 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 788

You deserved it 5 723

Sun_Kissed18 25

Monday 28 December 2009 1:20

I love my "girl time" ;) haha but seriously that sucks :/ nothing you could have done short of a sex change though

TheLoneWolf87 4

Monday 28 December 2009 1:32

Threesome? Oh the incest....

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darry107 0

Monday 28 December 2009 8:03

WTF this is just like my FML you ******* stealer!!! wat ever this probably is better…

kemar7856 0

Monday 28 December 2009 8:15

Tell your mom

Loveya448 0

Monday 28 December 2009 8:19

That'll be a story to tell the kids.

JohnnyTheFox 0

Monday 28 December 2009 9:18

She forgot to tell you about her playtime with me, too.

minor_threat 0

Monday 28 December 2009 18:45

Win.

purple91 8

Monday 28 December 2009 10:03

Brilliant :)

fairies633 8

Monday 28 December 2009 11:00

that's just wrong on so many levels...you should pimp slap that bitch...stupid hoe

AntiChrist7 0

Monday 28 December 2009 11:04

Sweet

Mustardnight 3

Monday 28 December 2009 11:28

Ill say it again: bi-*******- sexuals retards,".

mushoo_fml 0

Monday 28 December 2009 11:40

Yes, what he needs right now is to think about how good his sister is in bed...

ImASHMARTcookie 0

Monday 28 December 2009 12:28

BANANA!

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Get your facts straight

Alexa, play "All You Need Is Hate" by The Delgados

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