By evecamp - 10/02/2010 05:09 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
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Intrepidity 0

A girl who thinks about feelings of people other than herself is pretty rare.. So, what's your problem?

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CallMeHush 0

Practice makes perfect, but maybe you need some help. Ask her what she needs you to do do so you may give her a skull crushing orgasim. Then get in in there and destroy that uterus!

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ilysweetcupcake 1

your getting sex. now isn't that a good thing?!

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alya_fml 0

she's trying to make you feel ok. what's the matter with you? yes, fyl for not being thankful for a girlfriend like you have. fake is better than no ******.

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scuba1722 0

actually I would rather be told I'm not hitting the spot so I can mix it up... faking it really is like saying I'm not self confident enough to let the guy that's ******* me know this technique isn't right for me... every girl is differnt... one just dosnt stick it in and u ****** lol.

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maskedman 9

Is it really true that women save a tally of how many times they fake (like a fake ****** bank) until their partner makes them angry? It's like "remember all those times I was saying 'oh baby, oh baby'. Well I WAS FAKING!!"

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b3com3th3mask 0

wow..... this is strange. I think I might actualy feel a little sorry for you. nag it's just my gut acting up

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SpreadItOn 0

Hey, why do women fake orgasms? Because they think we care! hahaha

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CupCakeGirl101 0

how fat r u? come on u should be able to do somthing like how big is ur patio!?

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rOBboCOp 0

i dont worry so much about the girl when im havin sex :)

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perdix 29

Go hunting for her G-spot with your finger. Watch **** and do oral on her like that. After you've given her real orgasms like that, you can **** her in peace and quiet and not be tormented with the fakety-fake production of the play-play orgasms!

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iPaulphone 0

I agree. If you can get good at fingering and licking (fingers can stimulate clit

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XR6Falcon 0

you ******* loser. u must be so shit in bed! ha ha

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