By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 07:30 - United States - Rockville Centre

Today, my girlfriend of 3 months broke up with me via text and said she was keeping the cat. I've had the cat since for seven years since she was a kitten. FML
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shortasiangirl 18

If she’s only a girlfriend of two months, how is she in a position to even attempt to keep the cat?

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chosha_fml 26

Yeah, no, screw that. That is your cat.

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slkeithh 14

If you already moved her in within three months of dating, YDI.

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onceuponatime456 16

If she tries to keep the cat from you call the police and have her charged with theft.

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404wan 19

**** that ****, who does she think she is that she can just kidnap a family member. (yes i love my cat and i will cut any bitch that tries to take him) possession is 9/10ths of the law. kick her door in and get your ******* cat.

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sparx1_1 12

I'm confused about how she has the cat in the first place. Anyway call the police and if they won't help then call the humane society.

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rjdr 7

...call the humane society? Are you 10?

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Mooglefox 23

Tell her she can take her pussy, but she can’t take yours

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autumnvalkyrie 2

YOU BETTER FIGHT FOR THAT CAT BRO!

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TxKitten79 10

So you go get the cat. And if she refuses you file a police report for stolen property.

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GoogieWithers 22

Is the cat microchipped in your name? Then the cat is legally yours.

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Venom1999 19

Tell her the only thing she gets to keep is the STD you gave her (joke).

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