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By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 07:30 - United States - Rockville Centre

Today, my girlfriend of 3 months broke up with me via text and said she was keeping the cat. I've had the cat since for seven years since she was a kitten. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML

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You deserved it 3 799

The GOAT

By stunned - 15/03/2010 15:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML

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You deserved it 3 962

By tkghan - 02/08/2013 14:53 - United States - Concord

Today, my girlfriend dumped me for no real reason via text message. A few hours later, she updated her relationship status on Facebook to "in a relationship." Her new "boyfriend"? Her cat. A mutual friend commented, "Well, he's better than that idiot you had before." FML

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You deserved it 6 170

By cclllc - 14/08/2012 09:06 - United States - Weatherford

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 039

You deserved it 2 096

Sick move, bro

By jlw1998 - 25/04/2016 04:36 - United States - Dallas

Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 494

You deserved it 4 510

By Canadagirl - 24/08/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 296

You deserved it 317

By Jeimaiku - 27/09/2011 17:40 - United States

Today, my ex took my cat and gave her to an animal shelter while I was at work, saying he can't stand living with her any longer. He's moving out in 2 days. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 162

You deserved it 2 767

By Lola - 23/07/2012 04:31

Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML

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You deserved it 4 350

By Anonymous - 18/11/2014 00:56 - United States - Bloomington

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because of the scratch marks on my back. I didn't have the nerve to tell her I tried to shower with the cat. FML

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You deserved it 35 839

By roostergirl - 22/08/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML

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You deserved it 3 440

shortasiangirl 18

Friday 7 December 2018 13:40

If she’s only a girlfriend of two months, how is she in a position to even attempt to keep the cat?

chosha_fml 26

Friday 7 December 2018 14:00

Yeah, no, screw that. That is your cat.

Comments

tounces7 27

Friday 7 December 2018 22:44

Show up with the police and get the cat back.

Siobhán Joanne Weiss-Donnelly 10

Friday 7 December 2018 23:47

**** no... she has no claim and no right.

raganerus 17

Saturday 8 December 2018 3:25

thats theft bro so call the cops

Jerry Leberer 12

Saturday 8 December 2018 4:23

honestly, I'd sue her for the cat.

1ninjanina 7

Saturday 8 December 2018 5:57

You moved in in less than three months? I almost say YDI for being so impulsive, but she definitely doesn’t have any right to your cat. Just go take it back. A “girlfriend” has no “right” to any of your belongings. Especially one of only three months.

Nhayaa 21

Saturday 8 December 2018 6:15

NO. FU**ING. WAY.

Emma Marshall_738558922 12

Saturday 8 December 2018 7:09

.....so grow some balls and go get your cat back.

GUYMAINE 16

Saturday 8 December 2018 8:34

Then take it back? Did she point a gun at you?

Mungolikecandy 19

Saturday 8 December 2018 10:26

You have only been dating three months how does she even have the cat? You didn't live together I presume (having dated for such a short time) so if she has gone to your house and taken it that would be theft.