Love: Today, my girlfriend of 3 months got mad at me because I thought...

By jack - 08/10/2012 18:36 - United States - Mcnabb

Today, my girlfriend of 3 months got mad at me because I thought she was attractive. She has an identical twin, and she says if I think she's attractive, I must want her twin too. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 07/02/2012 18:15 - United States

Today, I saw my girlfriend at the store and joyfully greeted her. She got really mad at me - it was her identical twin sister, who I still cannot tell apart from my girlfriend. We've been dating for three years. FML

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Backhanded

By johnny - 05/06/2023 22:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she thought of a certain plus-sized vocalist, to which she replied, "She's gorgeous!" I said, "That's great because you remind me a lot of her." Now she's not talking to me. FML

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You deserved it 892

By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, my new girlfriend was telling me how she's attracted to "All-American" looking guys. Tall, manly body, handsome face. Then she says, "But it's ok, you're cute too." FML

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The eye of the beholder

By Alexea Luton - 11/11/2019 01:00

Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML

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By AngryBirdman - 22/04/2011 05:53

Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML

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You deserved it 3 707

Prank of the day

By datingablonde - 11/01/2013 05:20 - Australia - Attadale

Today, I told my girlfriend that my identical twin and I are not in fact related, that he's adopted, and that the only reason we look exactly the same is because we eat and drink the same things. She actually believed it. FML

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You deserved it 9 616

By Anonymous - 08/12/2013 16:49 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML

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You deserved it 4 119

Lookalikes

By Anonymous - 31/03/2021 13:58 - Germany - Bruchsal

Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML

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You deserved it 93

By Anonymous - 08/06/2016 19:26 - Belgium - Overijse

Today, a friend pointed out to me that my girlfriend of 5 years looks a bit like my mom. She does, and I can't get it out of my head. FML

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You deserved it 1 223

By creeped out - 12/06/2012 18:28 - United States - Smithtown

Today, my identical twin sister's boyfriend walked over to me, and whispered in my ear, "I know what you look like naked." FML

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You deserved it 4 481

NukedaZoo 4

Tuesday 9 October 2012 0:49

Don't worry, if she dumps you, then you have a backup

cadyt1234 11

Tuesday 9 October 2012 0:49

Wow. I'm sorry :( maybe she's a little insecure and you need to reassure her that she is your number one girl and that her sister's personality just isn't for you.

Comments

vinnnyd 4

Tuesday 9 October 2012 4:08

Hit her with a threesome.

hollywoodt1ts 15

Tuesday 9 October 2012 4:29

maybe you should go for the twin. see if she's any less crazy

barrett89 1

Tuesday 9 October 2012 5:34

PMS

xmaximusx 12

Tuesday 9 October 2012 5:34

Lol awesome

wellthatsukx 0

Tuesday 9 October 2012 5:44

That's actually the most logical crazy thing I've ever heard.

Warden1986 16

Tuesday 9 October 2012 6:21

Looks like Ezio is going to kill you.. Can't wait for the new game to come out!

AsianAdvent 2

Tuesday 9 October 2012 6:47

Then maybe her twin thinks you are attractive as well, OP! If she dumps you and you hook up with her twin, it would almost be like nothing happened! Just kidding, you are actually dating the evil twin.