By dumped - 05/06/2009 17:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
I agree, your life sucks 95 895
You deserved it 6 270

Same thing different taste

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well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise i would just leave

If she's listens to cellphone advice over common sense, you came out on top my friend.

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derpderp 0

What was going through your head when you decided that it would be "ok" to date a mentally retarded person for 3 years? Also what's it like?

uthinkurhot 0

well be lucky you didt shes truly a idiot!! who would take advice from a phone!?!?

It's for the best because she is one of the dumbest people on this planet to even pay for a service like that not to mention follow the advice it gives.

I moderated this. That sucks, those texts are a bunch of bs. If she's dumb enough to believe them, you shouldn't like her.

If all it takes is a cellphone to get her to check out of a relationship, chances are that you saved yourself some time in a divorce court...

Sounds like you got a real winner there.

If your lady thinks that some automated cell phone program is more accurate and trustworthy than the man she apparently loved, or at least liked enough to stay with him for 3 years, then you don't need her. I know that's difficult to hear and you may still be upset, but really, that's the kind of boneheaded decision making that would complicate a marriage at best and ruin it at worst. Best of luck to you either way.

Wow, consider your self lucky that you didn't marry that dumb bitch

ccrraapp 0

Hey, don't feel bad, if she was getting advice from a cell phone, then she wasn't worth keeping. All is well that ends well.

duffman_2003 0

That sucks.... But i agree that you should consider yourself lucky..How can people believe in that crap..